The Day My Sister Ordered Toast Without Prunes.
We were at a hotel in Uruguay. None of us kids wanted to speak Spanish. My sister took the leap, ordered ham and cheese toast, and made it through. We were all watching like people witnessing someone walk a tightrope. She nodded with the pride of someone who had just done something hard. And then, completely unprompted, she added: "Without prune." There were no prunes on the menu. There were no prunes in sight. Nobody had mentioned prunes. My dad has been dining out on it ever since.